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25-05-2005 01:34 |
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Surya 
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Fake, look at the link, and this
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25-05-2005 06:59 |
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Halph-Price
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It was created to 'settle' a dispute between a friend of mine in which he claimed that 40 weaponless midgets could defeat 1 lion in a hypothetical fight. Many of my other friends and I tried to convince him that the lion would definitely win, but he would not back down from his argument. After seeing another fake article posing as BBC about 'zombism' in Cambodia, I got the idea to make this fake news article to try and convince him for the final time.
As soon as I was alerted the article had spread to the public, I created this 'disclaimer' page explaining the article's invalidity. This was not only to hopefully protect myself from the BBC or Cambodian Midget Fighting League (if one exists), but to also protect the reputability of the BBC and Cambodia itself, since the article isn't exactly politically correct and may offend some readers. I apologize to anyone or any groups that may have been offended by the article, and hope that they will understand it was all in good fun.
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i gotta remember to do this, (makes a fake news page), if i get in an argument with someone. AMAZING!
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25-05-2005 07:44 |
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Halph-Price
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It was created to 'settle' a dispute between a friend of mine in which he claimed that 40 weaponless midgets could defeat 1 lion in a hypothetical fight. Many of my other friends and I tried to convince him that the lion would definitely win, but he would not back down from his argument. After seeing another fake article posing as BBC about 'zombism' in Cambodia, I got the idea to make this fake news article to try and convince him for the final time.
As soon as I was alerted the article had spread to the public, I created this 'disclaimer' page explaining the article's invalidity. This was not only to hopefully protect myself from the BBC or Cambodian Midget Fighting League (if one exists), but to also protect the reputability of the BBC and Cambodia itself, since the article isn't exactly politically correct and may offend some readers. I apologize to anyone or any groups that may have been offended by the article, and hope that they will understand it was all in good fun.
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i gotta remember to do this, (makes a fake news page), if i get in an argument with someone. AMAZING!
but honestly, i tihnk 5 midgest could take out a lion.... after the first 3 it would be full.
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25-05-2005 07:46 |
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Emblem-X
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Originally posted by Halph-Price
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haha damn 
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25-05-2005 17:42 |
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Hidden identity
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ms, jungle assed pigmeez qwn midgets,
1 pigmee could qwn us all!!!
u remember those little dudez?
only wear half a ginch, 3 feet tall,....
wqn teh 1337 P1GM33Z!!!!
P1GM33Z ROXXILIA QWN!!
(^im joking profusely)
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25-05-2005 22:37 |
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cynik
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