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Friscko Friscko is a male
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use an ultra-strong condom instead of a regular one..

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03-05-2005 19:52 Homepage of Friscko
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unfortunately......the rubber split and the result was a pregnant wookie, which is ok but human and wookie hybrids are known to be....
03-05-2005 20:03
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very hungry for big macs. That's why you'll never see them often outside a mcdonalds, they live in the toilets, always the third door on your right..

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and if human wookie hybrids (hukies) eat to many big macs then they often develop a taste for cows, and baboons, and this could cause a problem for bill due to his freakish physiology, now bill had a decision to make did he.....
03-05-2005 21:42
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stay married to dido and keep the mutated offspring or run away and change his name to avoid child support payments and/or court summons, like his uncle had. he decided that he couldn't think well enough for himself, so he consulted...
04-05-2005 02:14
Halph-Price Halph-Price is a male
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CONDOMS!
and on that note, the planet blew up. the only survivors were...

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04-05-2005 09:16 Homepage of Halph-Price
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the members of dnbbe, who started a fine community with a new religion, called "bass"...

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04-05-2005 13:39 Homepage of Friscko
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but were unfortunately killed off by the ferrets and elephants who simply couldnt be bothered to live woith the low frequencies, but one elephant mated with halph price and the result was......
04-05-2005 17:51
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the birth of a new specie: the Halphaphant. the Halphaphant while being adored by his mother and father started producing even stranger music.. Huh

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04-05-2005 18:08 Homepage of cynik
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with extremely low freq's AND HIGH FREQ'S TOO (abnormal loud music).
So the other animals..

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attacked the halpaphants, but the halphaphants couldnt be bothered to fight back, so they enevitably died....awwww, in the meantime, just like jesus (allegedly) bill was reincarnated as halphaphants sister (yknow the one they hid from their parents so the eviol emperor didnt get em and turn em to the darkside of the force) now known as billinda, she decided to.......
04-05-2005 18:26
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regain some ashes from santa monica pier to build an hypersolarelectrical ytriumsuperdividor, which is used for...

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travelling back in time so billinda can warn peopl of the impending doom, but would they believe a halpaphant??? billinda thought it was worth the risk until....
04-05-2005 20:25
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a ufo from galaxy landed, and told him that dnb is played 88/59 there...
(they have a diff. hour and calendar Big Grin )

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04-05-2005 20:29 Homepage of Friscko
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and billinda says fuck it, fuck the human scumbags their all two faced batty men anyway, lets go (quagmire by calyx plays in the backround)

is this the end of the story???, are the humans doomed??? find out next week on......
04-05-2005 20:42
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10Hz bassline, a special radio station that doesnt use fm, but giga woofers to produce subhertz waves who...

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rock your world.
04-05-2005 20:51
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but bill returns, in the past, as...
BUFFALLO BILL

YIIIIIIEEEEHAAAAAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

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04-05-2005 21:26 Homepage of Friscko
Halph-Price Halph-Price is a male
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he takes a wife of the chief of the Nikaut'Cubase Tribe, and gives birth to 3 . . .

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06-05-2005 07:10 Homepage of Halph-Price
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3 gorgeous women, who each go for a travel around the world, to visit...

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