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01-05-2005 22:33 |
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but if only bill new the power of the darkside
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he would never even have tried to save the world. Because the dark side has a secret weapon: the ...
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01-05-2005 23:22 |
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baboons knob, the most powerful squirting instrument known in the universe, capable of squirting from.....
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a range of 38 metres at a rate of 152 miles per hour with enough power to take the eye out of any mortal. unlike the good sides puny...
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02-05-2005 00:09 |
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Friscko
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02-05-2005 17:29 |
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but can be stunningly effective if used with the........
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03-05-2005 01:16 |
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darkside's greatest weakness...a compiled tape of five and a half hours of president george bush stuttering out the words to psalms 13-22, which can only be obtained from...
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marine289
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a priest who lives on the other end of the world. So, Bill decides to go to the other end of the world, but when he gets's there, after many dangerous adventures like ...
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03-05-2005 09:18 |
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Scaling mount doom & slaying the shapeshifting toxic lava beast with nothing but a broken pencil & a jar of crinkle cut gherkins. After this terrifying ordeal a magical goblin came to bill in a dream & warned him of grave danger ahead. When he awoke he found himself in....
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03-05-2005 12:33 |
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a puddle of his own blood. It seems like during the fight with the shapeshifting toxic lava beast, bill had been hit by the thing. He had lost about 20 liters of blood, but Bill was a strong boy, who didnt seem to care that much about his body. Anyway, he continued his journey to the other end of the world. After all, he had only travelled about 10 meters when he was attacked. The magical goblinc who came to bill in his dream, had already warned bill of grave danger, so Bill decides to take another route. He was walking nice and easy on the road 'n shit, when suddenly, he was attacked by a huge ...
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03-05-2005 13:06 |
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romulan spacecraft, materializing before his eyes! while being in his state of shock he didn't realize the Enterprise just warped in from sector x. he jumped in the bush watching the spaceship battle which was exhillarating for him. the Enterprise overcome the Romulan ship which escaped using its cloaking device and he hemself was being beamed up the bridge of the Enterprise..
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where he finally knows the truth for humself: Picard is NOT bold, like on TV!
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03-05-2005 13:46 |
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Friscko
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so kaptain kirk explains him they can't bring him to the other end of the world with the ship, because the hyperdrive is broken, and they'll need to re-cristall the exothermalic supervertalic upperbeamercristals to be able to reach the other end of the world without exploding...
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03-05-2005 17:36 |
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and Bill realizes Kirk is obviously a fraud, since he watched Startrek as a kid and remembered that the Enterprise uses Warp-drive and not hyper.
he chose carefully the time to attack and leaped to Picard and lift his false bald mask to uncover he is really..
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03-05-2005 17:42 |
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03-05-2005 17:46 |
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so bill decides he cant be fucked to go to the other side of the world and he will instead live on the coolest muthafucking fastest ship in the galaxy, when suddenly.....
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03-05-2005 18:14 |
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Chewbacca unleashed the foulest smelling arse gas this side of the galaxy, leaving Bill's nasal hair well truly singed & his eyes temporarily blinded. After the air had cleared & bill could see again he decided to...
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03-05-2005 19:37 |
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marry a wookie named dido......a pretty yet slightly hairy chick.
he decide he could live with her foul smelling ass as long as she gave him some good luvin, the only problem was....
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03-05-2005 19:39 |
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As his meat stick neared he noticed hidden between her hairy love lips were tiny razor sharp teeth snarling & gnashing. After nearly soiling himself with fright he decided to....
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