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Ok, I saw this on another forum (dont remember which one, but it was dutch i believe).
The idea is that everyone helps to make a story, and everybody writes a few sentences.
I just thought this would be a good competition with the word game Wink

ok here goes:
Once upon a time, a nice little kid lived in his house with his parents.
His life was all great and stuff, untill he suddenly ... (that's where the next person continues the story Tongue )
28-04-2005 21:13
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dicovers a gigantic, valve like, soundsystem in his basement...

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28-04-2005 21:14 Homepage of Friscko
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he buys himself some good vinyls and start spinnin' some nice shit.

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28-04-2005 21:15 Homepage of Rude
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the whole neighboorhood gets banged toghether while his soundsystem bangs out the bigbadbasses of his new Guerilla Warfare LP.

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hooray! end of story.

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but there's a metal lover who doesnt like this bassbangin sounds and calls the police

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FLIKKERS !!! Big Grin

But the bassbangin sounds blow away the police car..

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the king comes and give it a visit and decides our army needs a "pumpin bass total destroyer 20Hz cannon", like Eddie, our main character has..

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28-04-2005 21:26 Homepage of Friscko
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...3 balls, because something went wrong when he was born.
He decides to go to the zoo to...
28-04-2005 21:40
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feed the monkeys some seeds...

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it turns out that the baboons are also freakz to and have six balls, the dude decides he feels more at home with the munkies and moves into their enclosure, tired of pumpin sound systems he resigns himself to a life of bananas and throwing his faeces at twats who like staring at wild creatures through cages.....

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he asks the people who work at the zoo if it is because of darwin he has 3 balls and the monkeys dont..

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they reply by saying darwins theory is bollocks and hes just a freak
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so he starts to scream, takes a knife and kills all the baboons

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he then sits back, smokes a big smelly bong of jack o hara and admires his work....then tired of being a freak chops of his extra bollock, but then accidently runs into the lion enclosure........
28-04-2005 21:55
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where he dances a twist with the lion
Dance Banana

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28-04-2005 21:57 Homepage of Friscko
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After the dance, Jack (the main character), relizes his true form, the Grenganto! He jumps out of the zoo cage burning the lions with his MIGHT LASER . . . .

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28-04-2005 22:29 Homepage of Halph-Price
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But accidently, he steps on the lions tail, and therby pissing the lion off.
The lion gets mad, and they play hide and seek for a while, but then they are both tired and go to sleep.
Unfortunately, the lion wakes up in the middle of the night and...
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yawns very loud, waking up Bill (or howerver he's called).

Bill quickly grasps his last bottle of GHB and yanks the drug into the lions mouth while he is still yawning...

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then bill smokes some crack and decides he needs to go rob some old ladies to fund his habit, then he pays a visit to the scumbag dealer to buy some more, on the way he bumps into old bill the policeman, and old bill says......
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