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Surya 
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What do you get when you drop a modular synth on an army base?
A flat major.
What do you call a filter with a big bottom and can really sing?
Jennifer Lowpass
(more on synthesizers.com/hurmor.html)
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27-07-2004 14:59 |
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Emblem-X
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Originally posted by Surya
What do you get when you drop a modular synth on an army base?
A flat major.
What do you call a filter with a big bottom and can really sing?
Jennifer Lowpass
(more on synthesizers.com/hurmor.html) |
hehe
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27-07-2004 15:45 |
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machakil
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*freaks*
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27-07-2004 19:47 |
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Dave_Akuma
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shouldn't the jennifer 'lowpass' joke go 'What do you call a filter with a big bottom and can't really sing?' 
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27-07-2004 22:00 |
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Surya
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Thought of that too. But I didn't make it up 
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27-07-2004 22:01 |
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thechronic
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They sell nice thingies on that site!! 
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28-07-2004 11:43 |
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Surya
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LOTS of knobs
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"In dnb you should make people jump not swim"
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28-07-2004 11:47 |
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thechronic
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Still quite a manageable system I'd say
A bit like the Oberheim 8voice we have at work...
You should see the monster modular synths they have in the basement of the Turnkey shop in London
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Qbit
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Paracyte
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Originally posted by Surya
What do you get when you drop a modular synth on an army base?
A flat major.
What do you call a filter with a big bottom and can really sing?
Jennifer Lowpass
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synthesizers.com/hurmor.html) |
Lmao 
hehehe Jennifer Lowpass
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07-06-2007 08:36 |
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Halph-Price
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still my favorite joke is the http://bram.smartelectronix.com/plugins.php?id=5
(Plugin) Anechoic Room Simulator (April 1st)
note the date beside the plug-in.
some people swear on the quality of this and use it on every track.
personally i must admit it does a super job at what it says it does. and teh big knob. fuck, it's awsome , i keep it incase someone says, hey add more sparkle, and you pull tha tup and adjust it till they go yea that's good, perfect.
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TechDiff
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07-06-2007 12:37 |
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thechronic
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Originally posted by TechDiff
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Originally posted by thechronic
Still quite a manageable system I'd say
A bit like the Oberheim 8voice we have at work...
You should see the monster modular synths they have in the basement of the Turnkey shop in London
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Sorry to disapoint you chron, but as far as I know theyre no longer there 
Not been in a while, but last time was there they had the whole lot up for sale and most of it had sold signs on. Fkn amzing stuff in there tho, was in there when they where demoing one of the moog beasts and was possibly the most awesome thing ever, the heat that thing kicked out was something rotten tho.
Anyways, prod jokes.
What goes Squeek Squeek bump, squeek squeek bunp?
A bat in an anechoic chamber. |
Haven't been to London in years 
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07-06-2007 12:51 |
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Seven Gun
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Originally posted by Jimmy C
This is one my friend told me.
quite cringe worthy
2 sine waves of equal amplitude and frequency but 180 degrees out of phase walk into a hotel. The hotel is full, but the desk clerk says "if you hold on for a second i think we have cancellation". |
lol, i saw that on your myspace.
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TechDiff
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Originally posted by thechronic
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Originally posted by TechDiff
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Originally posted by thechronic
Still quite a manageable system I'd say
A bit like the Oberheim 8voice we have at work...
You should see the monster modular synths they have in the basement of the Turnkey shop in London
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Sorry to disapoint you chron, but as far as I know theyre no longer there
Not been in a while, but last time was there they had the whole lot up for sale and most of it had sold signs on. Fkn amzing stuff in there tho, was in there when they where demoing one of the moog beasts and was possibly the most awesome thing ever, the heat that thing kicked out was something rotten tho.
Anyways, prod jokes.
What goes Squeek Squeek bump, squeek squeek bunp?
A bat in an anechoic chamber. |
Haven't been to London in years
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Do it man, You ever in the area, lemme know.
While we're on the subject of montrous modulars,
<img src="http://www.analoguesystems.co.uk/pics/pheonix2sm.jpg">
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07-06-2007 20:02 |
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Halph-Price
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Originally posted by Seven Gun
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Originally posted by Jimmy C
This is one my friend told me.
quite cringe worthy
2 sine waves of equal amplitude and frequency but 180 degrees out of phase walk into a hotel. The hotel is full, but the desk clerk says "if you hold on for a second i think we have cancellation". |
lol, i saw that on your myspace. |
that pwns.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4N1U3S7-m0&NR=1
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