Originally posted by demure
imo, dark step, emo step, tech step, wobble step, neurofunk, blood step, liquid, intellegent, atmos, jump up, clown step etc etc is a bit much really. every day i hear a new sub genre i had no idea even existed
Newest DnB substyles for today...
- Abbastep (2 chicks doing cheesy vocals, very commercial)
- QueenStep (John B)
- MichaelJacksonStep (AKA Moonwalkstep AKA Deadstep)
- StephenHawkingStep (mainly rollers, lots of churning)
- ObamaStep (Great intro, lame drop, lots of change)
- Patrick SwayzeStep (Lots of Ghosthits, some Dirty Dancing, another form of Deadstep)
What other subgenres of DnB did you encounter lately?
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Originally posted by Zugzwang
Doesn't StephenHawkingStep implement many text-to-speech and vocoder samples?
LOL!!
i have tried to avoid this silly genre nonsense, i read a thread on doa askin for quote "we want your dubstep and DARKHOP" unquote. WTF is DARKHOP. sounds more like a dance you do with the lights off as opposed to music lol. there is no end to this madness
Originally posted by demure
imo, dark step, emo step, tech step, wobble step, neurofunk, blood step, liquid, intellegent, atmos, jump up, clown step etc etc is a bit much really. every day i hear a new sub genre i had no idea even existed
Newest DnB substyles for today...
- Abbastep (2 chicks doing cheesy vocals, very commercial)
- QueenStep (John B)
- MichaelJacksonStep (AKA Moonwalkstep AKA Deadstep)
- StephenHawkingStep (mainly rollers, lots of churning)
- ObamaStep (Great intro, lame drop, lots of change)
- Patrick SwayzeStep (Lots of Ghosthits, some Dirty Dancing, another form of Deadstep)
What other subgenres of DnB did you encounter lately?
Originally posted by Zugzwang
Doesn't StephenHawkingStep implement many text-to-speech and vocoder samples?
LOL!!
i have tried to avoid this silly genre nonsense, i read a thread on doa askin for quote "we want your dubstep and DARKHOP" unquote. WTF is DARKHOP. sounds more like a dance you do with the lights off as opposed to music lol. there is no end to this madness
wtf darkhop must be the total oposite of lighthip? tis when your grandmothers implant hip glows in the dark?
Originally posted by Zugzwang
Doesn't StephenHawkingStep implement many text-to-speech and vocoder samples?
Indeed... so you have his first 12" too then?
HandicapRollers Recordings presents
DJ Paralysis
A: All of my theories get refuted
AA: Who took my damn parking spot? It's handicap parking only ffs!
I rinse it in all of my sets but the clubs don't like the massive handicap ramp I have to install on the floor. Also there's a crazy mosh pit every time the 12" drops.
Bollockstep - You have to wait 12 years for the drop
Schwarzeneggerstep - Song builds up loads
Rum n' bass - Only heard on pirate radio
Jam-up - Making toast while listening to TC
Feckstep - Chasing Irish vicars
Bunglestep - Jungle + Dubstep
Bum n' (b)ass - Make sure you use a condom!
Thumb n' chase - For people with mental problems
Hump-up - TC has sex while making a tune
I could do this forever lol
Actually, I wonder what the next ACTUAL style of music will be ..?
Fartstep, invite some mates, eat chilly beans, warm up for half an hour, put the mic on and off you go...; detune, long reece, tear it out...
Pull plastic bag over mic though.
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