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A Ford Cortina with fog lamps and alloys!
That one definitely goes onto the Top Gear 'Cool Wall'. Probably in the Sub-Zero section too.
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LOL at some of these posts!
I'll try to answer some of the questions...
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Originally posted by Cynik
whats a semi
Ketz is right. It's short for a semi hard-on. It normally implies that you're getting a hard-on when you really shouldn't.
C'mon fellas, you all know what I'm talking about.
quote:
Originally posted by Cynik
you mean as in while speaking of a girl and saying shes ugly but get a turn on anyway?
Hmm, yes, kind of. Although you can get a perfectly legitimate semi whilst telling someone they're hot and finding you have an unexpected bulge in your trousers. This would still be within the accepted bounds of what is termed 'getting a semi'.
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Originally posted by Muad'Dib
You can't even imagine what he wrote in the Private section...
Mu, you keep that conversation we had between us. This is no place to tell people about the time when I physically tried to shag a car. Thank god that exhaust pipe was clean is all I can say. That thing could of turned my cock black for a month.
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Originally posted by CULTURE BOY
so tommo, if seeing one of the new rs's gave you a semi would sitting in one give you a full blown hard on?!?!?!?!?!
Yes, most probably. And driving one? Fuck, I don't even think I'd even be able to find the key ignition because I would have spunked into my own eyes by that point.
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Originally posted by Greyone
i thought he meant something like:
I got (myself) a semi-automatic (car) , after seeing one of these
That one cracked me up!
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Originally posted by BattleDrone
To get your semi to floppy again you could just go for this mental image...
Mu is right. Looking at those will give you a pussy.
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