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<friend1> have you heard that joke about the baby with aids
<friend2> yeah, that's a good 1
<friend3> it never grows old...
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01-04-2011 18:58 |
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from Borat:
Sometime my sister, she show her vazhïn to my brother Bilo and say "You will never get this you will never get it la la la la la." He behind his cage. He cries, he cries and everybody laughs. She goes "You never get this." But one time he break cage and he "get this" and then we all laugh.
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29-07-2011 22:33 |
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from South Park, episode "Hell on Earth 2006"
http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-epi...l-on-earth-2006
Satan: Then, at midnight for dessert, I was thinking we could bring out a giant chocolate fondue fountain.
Hotel owner: Oh yeah. P. Diddy had his birthday here a couple of years back and he had one of those.
Satan: Oh, screw that then. I don't want a fondue fountain if Diddy had one.
Satan's minion: Does it matter?
Satan: Yes, it matters! I don't want to do it if Diddy did it.
Satan's minion: How about a donut machine?
Satan: Did Diddy do it?
Hotel owner: Diddy did do it.
Satan: A full ice cream bar!
Hotel owner: Diddy did it.
Satan: Dammit, what didn't Diddy do?!
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29-07-2011 22:37 |
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