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Who Wears the Pants?
Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little fireside chat.
"Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said, "Here, try these on."
So, she did and said: "These are too big, I can't wear them.'"
So I replied: "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and always will." Ever since that night we have never had any problems."
Jack thought that might be a good thing to try. So on his honeymoon he took off his pants and said to Jill: "Here try these on."
She did and said: "These are too large, they don't fit me."
So Jack said: "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will, and I don't want you to ever forget that."
Then Jill removed her pants, handed them to Jack and said: "Here, you try on mine."
He tried and said: "I can't get into your pants."
So she said: "Exactly. And if you don't change your attitude, you never will."
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This post has been edited 1 time(s), it was last edited by Halph-Price: 17-07-2009 15:03.
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come live in belgium , when you immigrate you get a house and monthly money and u can wear whatever u like
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18-07-2009 17:39 |
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NO WAY!
i would if that was true.
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18-07-2009 21:44 |
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Originally posted by Greyone
come live in belgium , when you immigrate you get a house and monthly money and u can wear whatever u like |
is it true?!
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20-07-2009 17:41 |
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Originally posted by Halph-Price
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come live in belgium , when you immigrate you get a house and monthly money and u can wear whatever u like |
is it true?! |
yes , under the right conditions u can
go for it Halph-Price ! 
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20-07-2009 20:03 |
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Originally posted by Greyone
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Originally posted by Halph-Price
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Originally posted by Greyone
come live in belgium , when you immigrate you get a house and monthly money and u can wear whatever u like |
is it true?! |
yes , under the right conditions u can
go for it Halph-Price !
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if i did, i would want to learn to cook/bake there, because fuck yeah.
yeah, i am looking into it... that would be a good deal, if it be true.
seriously, just south of the netherlands, and by england, germany and france... wow, nicley located, not like thoes fucking polish.
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Originally posted by Halph-Price
seriously, just south of the netherlands, and by england, germany and france... wow, nicley located, not like thoes fucking polish. |
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20-07-2009 22:45 |
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cynik
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seriously, just south of the netherlands, and by england, germany and france... wow, nicley located, not like thoes fucking polish. |
whats wrong with poland?
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