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Poll: Should masturbation be made illegal?
No - I love stroking my willy 9 56.25%
In Halph's case - yes as it is clouding his judgement 7 43.75%
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Astrocyte Astrocyte is a male
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Back home in Scotland we say " pu'in' yer pud' "

(meaning literally "pulling your pudding")

Big Grin

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29-06-2009 01:57
Halph-Price Halph-Price is a male
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pulling your tractor

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29-06-2009 04:04 Homepage of Halph-Price
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30-06-2009 10:19
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quote:
Originally posted by Ketz
Should masturbation be made illegal?

discuss


Are you getting complaints then Ketz, now ya married? Big Grin

If you are, buy yourself a shed and pretend ya going out for a smoke Wink

I thought this was gonna be one of Halph Prices questions Big Grin

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30-06-2009 10:41
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lol wankers!!! Big Grin

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30-06-2009 11:07 Homepage of Ketz
Tomos Tomos is a male
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quote:
Originally posted by brucifer
Are you getting complaints then Ketz, now ya married? Big Grin

If you are, buy yourself a shed and pretend ya going out for a smoke Wink

I thought this was gonna be one of Halph Prices questions Big Grin


LOL Big Grin

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30-06-2009 19:44 Homepage of Tomos
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quote:
Originally posted by brucifer
Are you getting complaints then Ketz, now ya married? Big Grin

If you are, buy yourself a shed and pretend ya going out for a smoke Wink

I thought this was gonna be one of Halph Prices questions Big Grin


LOL Big Grin


oi guys!! cmon - ssssshhhhhh!!!!! Big Grin

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01-07-2009 03:14 Homepage of Ketz
Halph-Price Halph-Price is a male
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quote:
Originally posted by Ketz
quote:
Originally posted by Tomos
quote:
Originally posted by brucifer
Are you getting complaints then Ketz, now ya married? Big Grin

If you are, buy yourself a shed and pretend ya going out for a smoke Wink

I thought this was gonna be one of Halph Prices questions Big Grin


LOL Big Grin


oi guys!! cmon - ssssshhhhhh!!!!! Big Grin


does a married wife get jelous? I have done a married women before, but that was just for a night or two...

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07-07-2009 17:15 Homepage of Halph-Price
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quote:
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does a married wife get jelous? I have done a married women before, but that was just for a night or two...


oh you bastard

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07-07-2009 19:27 Homepage of cynik
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Instead of masturbate or wank you could say something like euh... let's see...

Cleaning out your Rope, Clean the Pipes, Clean your Rifle, Clubbing Eddy, Couch Hockey for One, Cracking the Fat, Crank the Shank, Cranking, Cranking For Cum, Crown the King, Cuff the Carrot, Cuffing the Puppy, Cum The Scum, Custer's Last Stand, Date Miss Michigan, Date Mother Palm and Her Five Daughters, Devil's Handshake, Dishonorable Discharge, Disseminating, Doddle Whacking, Doodle Your Noodle, Do The Dew, Drain the Dragon, Drain the Monster, Drain the Vein, Dropping A Line, Dropping Stomach Pancakes, Firm Your Worm, Fist Fuck, Fist your Mister, Five Against One, Five Finger Knuckle Shuffle, Five Knuckle Olympics, Flogging Your Dong, Flogging Your Log, Flute Solo, Flying a Kite, Fondle the Fig, Freeing the Willies, Frigging the Love Muscle, Gallop the Antelope, Gallop the Maggot, Getting In Touch With Your Manhood, Getting In Touch With Yourself, Getting to Know Yourself Personally in the "Biblical Sense", Getting Your Caps Peeled, Giving it a Tug, Giving the John Hancock, Grease the Pipe, Greasing your Bone, Hack the Hog, Ham Shank, Hands on Training, Hand to Gland Combat, Hand Work, Having a Roy, Have it Off, Have One Off the Wrist, Hitchhike Under the Big Top, Hitching to Heaven, Hit the Ham, Holding All The Cards, Holding Your Sausage Hostage, Hone your Bone, Hump your Fist, Hump your Hose, Humpin' Air, Ironing Some Wrinkles, Jack Hammer, Jackin' the Beanstalk, Jag Off, J Arthur Rank, Jazz Yourself, Jelly Roll, Jenny Macarthy Jaunt, Jerk the Gherkin, Jerk the Johnson, Jiggle the Jewelry, Jimmying your Joey, Killing the Beast, Knock the Top Off, Launching the Hand Shuttle, Leakin' the Main Drain, Loping your Mule, Making the Bald Guy Puke, Making Nut Butter, Making Yogurt, Mangle the Midget, Manipulate the Mango, Manual Override, Masonic Secret Self Handshake, Massage your Muscle, Massage your Purple-Headed Warrior, Measuring For Condoms, Milking the Bull, Milking the Lizard, Milking the Monkey, Milkywaying, Moulding Hot Plastic, Nerk your Throbber, Oil the Glove, Oiling The Pogo Stick, One Handed Clapping, One Man Show, One Man Tug-O-War, Pack your Palm,...

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07-07-2009 23:04 Homepage of BattleDrone
Tomos Tomos is a male
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"Five Finger Knuckle Shuffle". I think that's my favourite one. A close second is "Cum the Scum". That one could be a cartoon character. Big Grin

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07-07-2009 23:36 Homepage of Tomos
Muad'Dib Muad'Dib is a male
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quote:
Originally posted by BattleDrone
Instead of masturbate or wank you could say something like euh... let's see...

Cleaning out your Rope, Clean the Pipes, Clean your Rifle, Clubbing Eddy, Couch Hockey for One, Cracking the Fat, Crank the Shank, Cranking, Cranking For Cum, Crown the King, Cuff the Carrot, Cuffing the Puppy, Cum The Scum, Custer's Last Stand, Date Miss Michigan, Date Mother Palm and Her Five Daughters, Devil's Handshake, Dishonorable Discharge, Disseminating, Doddle Whacking, Doodle Your Noodle, Do The Dew, Drain the Dragon, Drain the Monster, Drain the Vein, Dropping A Line, Dropping Stomach Pancakes, Firm Your Worm, Fist Fuck, Fist your Mister, Five Against One, Five Finger Knuckle Shuffle, Five Knuckle Olympics, Flogging Your Dong, Flogging Your Log, Flute Solo, Flying a Kite, Fondle the Fig, Freeing the Willies, Frigging the Love Muscle, Gallop the Antelope, Gallop the Maggot, Getting In Touch With Your Manhood, Getting In Touch With Yourself, Getting to Know Yourself Personally in the "Biblical Sense", Getting Your Caps Peeled, Giving it a Tug, Giving the John Hancock, Grease the Pipe, Greasing your Bone, Hack the Hog, Ham Shank, Hands on Training, Hand to Gland Combat, Hand Work, Having a Roy, Have it Off, Have One Off the Wrist, Hitchhike Under the Big Top, Hitching to Heaven, Hit the Ham, Holding All The Cards, Holding Your Sausage Hostage, Hone your Bone, Hump your Fist, Hump your Hose, Humpin' Air, Ironing Some Wrinkles, Jack Hammer, Jackin' the Beanstalk, Jag Off, J Arthur Rank, Jazz Yourself, Jelly Roll, Jenny Macarthy Jaunt, Jerk the Gherkin, Jerk the Johnson, Jiggle the Jewelry, Jimmying your Joey, Killing the Beast, Knock the Top Off, Launching the Hand Shuttle, Leakin' the Main Drain, Loping your Mule, Making the Bald Guy Puke, Making Nut Butter, Making Yogurt, Mangle the Midget, Manipulate the Mango, Manual Override, Masonic Secret Self Handshake, Massage your Muscle, Massage your Purple-Headed Warrior, Measuring For Condoms, Milking the Bull, Milking the Lizard, Milking the Monkey, Milkywaying, Moulding Hot Plastic, Nerk your Throbber, Oil the Glove, Oiling The Pogo Stick, One Handed Clapping, One Man Show, One Man Tug-O-War, Pack your Palm,...

Shocked Are you for real?! ROFL

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08-07-2009 14:40 Homepage of Muad'Dib
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quote:
Originally posted by Tomos
"Cum the Scum". That one could be a cartoon character. Big Grin


ROFL

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09-07-2009 00:25
Halph-Price Halph-Price is a male
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cock sneeze.

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09-07-2009 01:13 Homepage of Halph-Price
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