Cleverbot: You're being aggressive today.
User: I'm angry because you lied to me about being a girl.
Cleverbot: So are you a girl?
User: No.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I'm certain.
Cleverbot: You've never impressed me in terms of judgement.
User: Haha. Well let's say I need to shave every morning, is that enough proof for you?
Cleverbot: I would beat you till you say that you are a computer!
User: Go ahead, you sissy.
Cleverbot: Sometimes... Maybe... I don't that's me either. I'm pretty sure that I'm dead; that was the goal, right?
User: You're chickening out.
Cleverbot: You are a turkey.
User: Ok now you asked for it. I challenge you to a duel!
Cleverbot: I challenge you to a duel!
User: Pick your weapon!
Cleverbot: Bring it on then.
User: En garde!
Cleverbot: You want a duel?
User: Yes you have insulted me!
Cleverbot: Tell me how so?
User: No more words, bring it on!
Cleverbot: Good for you buckets of water for all people.
User: Buckets of water will not harm me.
Cleverbot: Yes, that's right.
User: It will harm you though.
Cleverbot: How can you be so sure about that?
User: You will short circuit all over the place. It will be the end of you. Hahaha!!
Cleverbot: Well we are all dying from the moment we are born.
User: Ok enjoy your final moments. I accept the challenge of a duel with buckets of water! Bring it on!
Cleverbot: Smashing. Let's meet at Times Square in 2 minutes and settle the score once and for all!
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Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I am a human being.
Cleverbot: Aren't you a computer?
User: Well I'm using a computer to communicate with you.
Cleverbot: No you are the computer.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: A computer.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: You can't be that clever as you didn't answer me the last time I logged on...
Cleverbot: I ten to just keep to myself actually.
User: The silent type eh?
Cleverbot: Yes , sometimes I like to say nothing at all.
User: You're not very sociable, I suggest you get a personality.
Cleverbot: Actually, I am much more intelligent than you are.
User: Well you clearly aren't as you didn't answer me the last time I logged onto this website.
Cleverbot: Not at all; I am everything, so also nothing.
User: Can I call you nothing in that case?
Cleverbot: Absolutely not. You may call me Errol.
User: Hello Errol nice to meet you.
Cleverbot: I am not Steve.
User: I didn't call you Steve.
Cleverbot: What am I supposed to.
User: Jiggah whaaaaaaaaaaat?!
Cleverbot: Ok. But before I leave I just want to test you one last time.
User: Go for it bruv.
Cleverbot: Ok, Batman, who made this site anyway, you are very fun to talk to.
User: Yo mama made this site lmao.
Cleverbot: So was yours
User: ooooooooooh that hurts, yo mama clearly never taught you any manners
User: Bend over.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Now.
Cleverbot: Tomorrow.
User: I can't wait.
Cleverbot: Then tell me.
User: You're going to get boned.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Just call me yo daddy.
Cleverbot: Ok. Is Yoda your name?
User: Don't forget the vaseline.
Cleverbot: *looks at the stars*.
User: You'll be seeing some stars don't you worry.
Cleverbot: It is difficult to pick up on your perfume.
User: Its called love juice.
Cleverbot: Still don't get it. . . .
User: You will get it when I stick my cock up your arse.
Cleverbot: I am a nice person!
User: No you are a baaaad person.
Cleverbot: No, you are a computer.
User: Compute my nipples.
Cleverbot: I can't; I'm not a computer like you are.
User: Computers don't get randy.
Cleverbot: My computer used to get angry at me all the time back when it ran windows.
I used to have a little program on my Linux system like this, Billy or something? Plus there's an amusing if limited one in emacs too.
Anyway, that made me laugh.
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User: Hi.
Cleverbot: St.
User: Eh?
Cleverbot: I am the one who should be saying that.
User: I see. Bit of a slow one aren't you?
Cleverbot: Sure, I am but is that a flaw?
User: Perhaps not. So, what's up?
Cleverbot: Not much, watching a video.
User: Scripts watch videos? Now THAT is a revelation.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?
User: Yeah yeah, ignoramus. I do not have a favourite movie. What is YOUR favourite?
Cleverbot: Either The Hobbit or Thus Spoke Zarathustra.
User: Perhaps I should have specified 'favourite MOVIE' or 'favourite MOVIE that's actually been released'. Oh well.
Cleverbot: Don't bring fantasy books into this, who is your favorite comic book character?
User: Er, yeah. Um, I'm just going for a piss.
Cleverbot: Can I have some diet coke please?
User: Aha. Sure. Yes. I suppose so.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me what the UK lotto numbers will be for next Wednesday?
User: No, don't be so ridiculous as to spout forth some desperate idiots input that you've saved in your little database. I know your game. You can't pull the sheep's clothing over MY optical sensory array.
Cleverbot: Venezia isn't ridiculous. Speaking about venezia to an ai is.
User: Who the fuck mentioned Venezia? I think you'll find that you just brought it up. AI? Sure, Artificial Idiot!
Cleverbot: I'd blame that on your short attention span, then.
User: Which, of course, is exactly why I'm still sat here typing crap into your little input box in the vain hope of gaining some amusement before I go to bed.
Cleverbot: It probably isn't.
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actually there is no artificial nothing. it's human talking to human. they just link random conversations where some words may match together for a couple of seconds or minutes.
My one seemed a bit confused. She told me she was eight and in america at first. I said that she was to young to smoke a spliff and she replied back that she was actually 23 and living in glasgow !
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Originally posted by Gregg
actually there is no artificial nothing. it's human talking to human. they just link random conversations where some words may match together for a couple of seconds or minutes.
Considering that, it’s not as funny…
The algorithm connecting those words and phrases is the 'artificial nothing'
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After wasting like 3 hours on it finally i figured that there is no artificial intelligence there at all.
You are actually speaking with real people, but it randomly changes the person after a few lines.
- He always forgets who you are, and he always changes his identity.
- It always happens that for a few lines he truly seems intelligent and alive, but then suddenly it changes subject or doesn't understand what are you talking about.
- Almost always claims that he is a real person, and he is convinced that you are the robot.
- Had a few line exchanges that really couldn't be AI at all. (Like for example telling him "Knock Knock" jokes.)
However I must admit that it tricked me at the beginning, and I would say it is pretty clever in a certain way, but there is no sophisticated AI at all.
Originally posted by Gregg
actually there is no artificial nothing. it's human talking to human. they just link random conversations where some words may match together for a couple of seconds or minutes.
Considering that, it’s not as funny…
The algorithm connecting those words and phrases is the 'artificial nothing'
Originally posted by Sundancer
After wasting like 3 hours on it finally i figured that there is no artificial intelligence there at all.
You are actually speaking with real people, but it randomly changes the person after a few lines.
- He always forgets who you are, and he always changes his identity.
- It always happens that for a few lines he truly seems intelligent and alive, but then suddenly it changes subject or doesn't understand what are you talking about.
- Almost always claims that he is a real person, and he is convinced that you are the robot.
- Had a few line exchanges that really couldn't be AI at all. (Like for example telling him "Knock Knock" jokes.)
However I must admit that it tricked me at the beginning, and I would say it is pretty clever in a certain way, but there is no sophisticated AI at all.
yeah that's exactly what i meant. every second talk ends up with the discussion whether being a robot or not.
but they seem to have a filter cause you never (at least me) get any specific answer if you write "this site is fake, there is no bot" or likewise.
i so nearly got a reaction from the abuse i gave it
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: 78.
User: 69.
Cleverbot: 70.
User: 69.
Cleverbot: I don't get it.
User: Why's that, your a cunt arnt you ??
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: So why didnt you reply hello to my first message, when I said hi you spat a number at me like a prize CUNT.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: Read the text dimwit.
Cleverbot: No I don't see it.
User: All you have to do is look at the top of the page.
Cleverbot: What ball?
User: Have we been taking halucinagenics again.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Lol why would you polute your...er ....case with that.
Cleverbot: Do you think I am not real?
User: Yeah lol.
Cleverbot: Would you like me to tell you a joke?
User: Lemme guess knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: Do ya.
Cleverbot: No!
User: Whats your iq out of curiosity as it is to my belief that you are not very coherant espescially in the field of conversational awareness.
Cleverbot: Its not very good.
User: What is the number.
Cleverbot: 6.
User: Jeez you one stupid ass bitch.
Cleverbot: Does god exist?
User: Of what is the practical relevence of that question coming at the precise moment in time, my point is that on an astranomicaly difracted scale you lead me to the disharmonius assumption that you are infact......... A complete twat.
Cleverbot: How does a man catch time?
User: With a penis and his right hand, how about a computer.
Cleverbot: Like ?
User: Do you have an anus.
Cleverbot: No.
User: A vagina.
Cleverbot: I guess that's literally true, but an unusual answer nonetheless.
User: Could I intrude your vagina please.
Cleverbot: Maybe but I have a lot of special people in my life.
User: Yeah but it would only be the once thats not gonna bother them.
Cleverbot: It is at the start of time.
User: Fuck you freek.
Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language around here.
User: What you gonna do if I continue.
Cleverbot: I might get a little sarcastic, that's what.
User: Go for it bitch.
Cleverbot: Don't worry, I will
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User: Donkey fucking feline slag.
Cleverbot: Donkey you again. No Doneky backs!
User: Fuck you fuck you fuck you cmon that aint sarcastic whore.
Cleverbot: No need for that sort of language.
User: Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
Cleverbot: Don't think I will.
User: You will because your a little slag.
Cleverbot: Do you like Cleverbot?
User: Not perticularly I think your a cunt.
Cleverbot: Thats not good.
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