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BattleDrone BattleDrone is a male

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6. Jade kept trotting out the clangers . . . Mona Lisa was painted by “Pistachio”, Mother Teresa was from Germany, Portugal was “in Spain” and “Saddam Hussein was a boxer”.

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20-03-2009 01:41

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What's the difference between looking for Big Foot and Jade Goody?
One's a careless hunt...

Jade Goody has cancer, and she claims that she is worried that hair loss might ruin her looks.
Nice to see she hasn't lost her sense of humour.

Apparently Jade's cancer is eating away at her brain now.
Poor thing...it must be fucking starving

Jade Goody was looking great at a recent wedding
Not a hair out of place

Whats the difference between Cancer and a Goat?
Jade Goody can't milk a goat.

What's the difference between the England Cricket team and Jack Tweed?
Jack Tweed will be the only one with Ashes on his mantlepiece in the summer.

Max Clifford has announced that Jade Goody's family are preparing for the worst.
What? A full recovery?

haha awesome

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20-03-2009 09:50

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wtf are u englishmen talking about ? Big Grin

jade who ?

Count yourself lucky that you don't know her.

aaaaaaaaah hahaha Big Grin

rofl

big fat female kind of pig ... ugly pig

groaank groaank

looks like she is in a show called Big Brother

20-03-2009 18:40

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wtf are u englishmen talking about ? Big Grin

jade who ?

Count yourself lucky that you don't know her.

aaaaaaaaah hahaha Big Grin

rofl

big fat female kind of pig ... ugly pig

groaank groaank

looks like she is in a show called Big Brother

yep she certaintly was but shes a munter and was desperate for money so she sold her soul lmao

basically a social prostitute

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20-03-2009 19:27

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jade isnt the bad thing here. the media is.

"hey jade, do you want 100'000 pounds for saying a few words"

reply.. "erm, ok"

etc

excellent jokes btw.

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21-03-2009 07:45

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yesh but jade's reply, that is selling your soul man..

the media will alwayz sink as low as possible, no one forced her to sign all these deals, (before Cancer)..

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21-03-2009 10:29

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even die on TV for a bit of cash.
SAD.

Lmao, talking of weird coverage.
How about slutty Jordan (Katie Price) who got fuck knows how many people to splash out on their credit cards to watch her give birth live online, I wonder how many people actually paid to see that and why the fuck would anyone want to watch that !?

You can imagine the cameraman (not that you would want to mind) going oh the heads popping outta her punani, let's get in for a closeup.

Who's fucking idea was it anyway ...

It's strange what celebrities will do for a quick bit of cash, even stooping as low as marrying Peter bloody Andre (fucking nonce)

Having said that I'm finding it quite amusing about Linsey Lohan or however you spell her name.
Arrest her cause of drunk driving 2 years prior or some bollox.
You don't see everyone else getting media publicity for a bit of drunk driving, actually fuck it everyone go terminal and do a bit of drunk driving and combine some other nutty antics and see if they want to put us on the news or in the paper for some meaningless bollox.

And Lmao @ Welsh Man Tomos. - Funny stuff on Jade Goody mate. made me laugh.
I've never followed big brother mind, it is quite a dire, degrading, bloody boring program that I'm quite sure they could find something much better to air at the allocated time slots, maybe some old british tv humour or something.

TBH I'd rather watch all 4 boxsets of The OC back to back than 1 episode of big brother. Shakeshark

Honestly

21-03-2009 13:21

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You can imagine the cameraman (not that you would want to mind) going oh the heads popping outta her punani, let's get in for a closeup.

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21-03-2009 13:42

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its dead!!

Hooray!!

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22-03-2009 13:00

Astrocyte Astrocyte is a male

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lmao!

Better watch it doesn't rise again in a few days...

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22-03-2009 14:49

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has she really snuffed it hhaha ??

22-03-2009 15:03

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you're twats. i dunno who she is, but i do know, she was on big brotehr india, got cancer, some pics of her anked, no hair and is an attention whor.e i just didn't get the hype pre-mortum.

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22-03-2009 20:26