Originally posted by techlogix
is this going to turn into a social cleansing thread for certain celebs how about russel brand while we are on the topic
Oooh I second that.
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Originally posted by techlogix
is this going to turn into a social cleansing thread for certain celebs how about russel brand while we are on the topic
What's the difference between looking for Big Foot and Jade Goody?
One's a careless hunt...
Jade Goody has cancer, and she claims that she is worried that hair loss might ruin her looks.
Nice to see she hasn't lost her sense of humour.
Apparently Jade's cancer is eating away at her brain now.
Poor thing...it must be fucking starving
Jade Goody was looking great at a recent wedding
Not a hair out of place
Whats the difference between Cancer and a Goat?
Jade Goody can't milk a goat.
What's the difference between the England Cricket team and Jack Tweed?
Jack Tweed will be the only one with Ashes on his mantlepiece in the summer.
Max Clifford has announced that Jade Goody's family are preparing for the worst.
What? A full recovery?
Jade Goody – A Biography (taken from the News of The World)
1. She faced court action over thousands of pounds of unpaid rent.
2. Just hours after arriving (on Big Brother), she had flashed one of her boobs and left viewers stunned with a torrent of foul language.
3. Jade was a figure of ridicule. She was branded a “pig”, two-faced and ignorant. Rival contestants labelled her “thick” and “ugly”.
4. Viewers switched on to watch tipsy Jade strip off during a drinking game to flash her “kebab”.
5. She thought East Anglia was called East Angular, and that it was somewhere near Tunisia. And she reckoned Rio de Janeiro was a person.
6. Jade kept trotting out the clangers . . . Mona Lisa was painted by “Pistachio”, Mother Teresa was from Germany, Portugal was “in Spain” and “Saddam Hussein was a boxer”.
7. Jade put it best herself when she confessed: “I may not be the sharpest tool in the sandwich box.”
8. “If I hadn’t made it on Big Brother I would probably have been living in a council flat with my mum.”
9. Lapping up the publicity, she once told a reporter she planned to dedicate a room in her house to all her front-page covers.
10. She started dating Jack Tweed. Jade had spotted him in a nightclub before, but had no idea he was six years her junior. She was smitten from the start, and the couple had sex on their first date at London’s Sanderson Hotel.
11. Their romance was to be played out in the full glare of the public when they both went into the Celebrity Big Brother house in 2007—joined by Jade’s mum Jackiey. But the programme that made Jade almost broke her this time as she became embroiled in a race row with Bollywood star Shilpa Shetty. She ranted at the actress: “You’re not some princess in f*****g Neverland. I don’t give a s**t. You’re a normal housemate like everybody else. You need to come to terms with that.” She added: “Go back to the slums and find out what real life is about lady.”
12. Later Jade confessed she wanted to headbutt the Indian actress and branded her “Shilpa Poppadom”.
13. Jade’s popularity nosedived overnight and Ofcom received a staggering 45,000 complaints. Her perfume was removed from the shelves and her autobiography dropped by publishers.
14. She then contracted cancer and turned out to be a fucking saint.
The end
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Originally posted by Ghost
I thought you might of been one to be sticking up for her but you supprise me with some top draw gags
LOL. Why?
I've never been someone to kick people when they're down, but this Jade Goody thing and the daily media coverage of her illness on the national news and national press is a fucking disagrace, both to our culture and to the other thousands of people dying from cancer right now. Do people in the UK really care about Jade? I hope not. I don't blame her for milking all the money she can, both before and after her cancer. It's certainly better than living on the dole. But it just angers me that this is what counts as national news in the UK.
Btw, I LOLed at your image.
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Originally posted by Greyone
wtf are u englishmen talking about ?
jade who ?
Count yourself lucky that you don't know her.
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She was on our TV news too.
It's sad if people die young, but she seems like a trailer trash queen who does anything to escape the trailer trash level, even die on TV for a bit of cash.
SAD.
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Originally posted by BattleDrone
She was on our TV news too.
It's sad if people die young, but she seems like a trailer trash queen who does anything to escape the trailer trash level, even die on TV for a bit of cash.
SAD.