drumnbass.be forum » Drumnbass scene » Offtopic banter » Best joke so far this year! Best joke so far this year! Author Post brucifer Making all the tunes your mum loves Registration Date: 23-10-2007 Posts: 997 Helpfulness rating:  Paddy has been drinking at his localDublinpub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's Day. Mick, the bartender says, 'You'll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy.' Paddy replies, '...ok Mick, I'll be on my way then...' Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face. 'Shoite!' he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off. He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face, 'Shoite!' He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door and some fresh air he'll be fine. He belly-crawls to the door and shimmies up to the door frame. He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto the sidewalk and falls flat on his face. 'Bi'Jeeezus... I'm fockin' focked,' he says. He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door, hauls himself up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside. He takes a look up the stairs and says, 'No fockin' way', but he crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says, 'I can make it to the bed.' He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face. He says 'Fock it' and falls into bed. The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room carrying a cup of coffee and says, 'Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last night?'. Paddy says, 'I did Jess. I was fockin' pissed. But how'd you know?' 'Oh Mick phoned. You left your wheelchair at the pub.' __ 02-01-2009 11:43 Tomos Infidel Registration Date: 15-04-2007 Posts: 2,276 Helpfulness rating:  LOL! __ MySpace | Soundcloud | Drumnbass.be | Facebook "It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." Carl Sagan 02-01-2009 12:00 thechronic admin Registration Date: 01-11-2002 Posts: 5,293 Helpfulness rating:  hehe __ If you find spam on the site, please hit the button and select my name. I'll personally kick it to the murky depths of hell where it belongs! 02-01-2009 12:39 Greyone Master Producer Registration Date: 01-04-2005 Posts: 6,285 Helpfulness rating:  haha 10/10 02-01-2009 13:17 Ketz Thinking outside the box... Registration Date: 10-10-2007 Posts: 2,865 Helpfulness rating:  __ 02-01-2009 13:19 cynik Cp6uja Registration Date: 15-03-2005 Posts: 5,646 Helpfulness rating:  Lol __ https://soundcloud.com/tsai-vidro-voves 04-01-2009 01:52 Muad'Dib Andrejnalin Registration Date: 02-12-2003 Posts: 4,197 Helpfulness rating:  __ Thinking about becoming an Image-Line/FL Studio customer? Want a 10% reduction in price? Use this affiliate link: http://affiliate.image-line.com/BADEBDG473 There is no such thing without its opposite -Bene Gesserit 04-01-2009 02:59 rez Wicked Producer Registration Date: 15-04-2008 Posts: 333 Helpfulness rating:  thats an old one good nevertheless __ o_O 10-01-2009 18:53 Airfull Sexy Lady Registration Date: 09-11-2002 Posts: 2,455 Helpfulness rating:  quote: Originally posted by rez thats an old one good nevertheless idd! old one! __ ONE BULLET? TWO BULLETS? THE THIRT ONE IS THROUGH MY HEAD! 12-01-2009 23:12 wrm orchestral/idm/deep/liquid/experi/mental Registration Date: 13-09-2006 Posts: 465 Helpfulness rating:  yeah, good one __ ___ Visit MYspace ___ 12-01-2009 23:29 CULTURE BOY v v v iv a record missing Registration Date: 12-01-2007 Posts: 1,415 Helpfulness rating:  LOL __ www.myspace.com/cultureboydnb soundcloud 13-01-2009 11:42 drumnbass.be forum » Drumnbass scene » Offtopic banter » Best joke so far this year!