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cynik
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Halph-Price
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fuck is it safe??
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Greyone
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helph prise , if you want us to click the link , post some info about it first or a leading pic , ok im off to eat and study , ez all
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cynik
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17-06-2007 11:09 |
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Halph-Price
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a) it's youtube, so it's alway safe, tehy don't let anything unfamily on.
b) one click will give you the name and descriptions, it's not like youtube iwll give you pop-ups or ahve along loaindg time. if it does, don't worry.
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Greyone
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see ya next month halfy 
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Paracyte
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This is brilliant video ,i love it 
am i bovvered ?
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Halph-Price
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19-07-2007 15:38 |
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Halph-Price
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ooooooooo bovered...
wtf a chav
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chav 4145 up, 642 down
Derived from Chatham in Kent, this term can be applied loosely to every culture with a nasty, thieving element. There are many variants of this creature but all are subject to the following commonalities:
Chavs are completely Amoral, having never been subjected to right and wrong by their inattentive, uncaring and often absent parents.
Chavs are part Magpie, evidentially supported by their love of all things shiny, or as vaccuous, illiterate street-slang would say 'Bling'. They can be seen twokking from the Jewelry counter in Argos/Index.
Whatever their ethnic background, Chavs have a built-in affinity to hip-hop/R&B, even if they are inherently racist (see the Scottish). They see their life as glamorous and cool.
Chavs are for the most part, extremely stupid. However, some of them render a form of low cunning, which can be misinterpreted as intelligence. However this is false. A Chav has no desire to better themself through honest means nor learn anything outside of car modification.
All chavs think that they are nails. Again, this is false. Sitting in a beaten up nova smoking lamberts does not precipitate a healthy body. The irony being that a Chav owns mainly sportswear, yet will only break a sweat if running from the police.
Chavs are incredibly fertile beasts, and are highly successful breeders. Where they come unstuck is having to look after the offspring which their 13 yr old drunken fumble produces. More often that not the child will crow to be a Chav, having received no more guidance on life than the parent.
Chavs have a fond love for cars, as well as a Vin Diesel fixation. Rather than buy a nice car to start with, a chav will spend all their dole and tax-free labouring cash on upgrading a 10 year old car with 200,000 miles on the clock. The end product will invariably be a luminous monstrosity with at least one serious collision to it's name.
Come back with my bumper, you fucking Chav thief.
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aaaaaahhh, that's what they're called!!!!!
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19-07-2007 15:44 |
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Seven Gun
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might boosh is ok.
bit too surreal for surreal's sake imo.
milky joe is a badman tho.
on the other hand, "the day today" and "brass eye"
are class in many ways.
i remember seeing a skit, saying
"all ugly kids will be banned from school!!"
lmao at that.
i'm not ms tate's biggest fan, but that sketch was worth showing.
one of the best writers ever was ronnie barker.
he could twist the english language inside out for comedic value.
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19-07-2007 15:51 |
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Paracyte
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I live here :
Kingston Upon Thames
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London, South marxman _WRITES "The local chamber of commerce describes Kingston as a bright, friendly and pleasant place for people to live and work - absoloute arse. If your idea of pleasant is being harrassed outside of "mackeydees" on any given night of the week because this is where some fool in the planning department decided that a bus stop should be placed, then your living in a different world to me. Other top chav hotspots include the recently opened Odeon "complex" where our local pikey chums can amuse themselves for hours on end standing outside abusing people because they have either been chucked out, or as is more likely, cannott afford to get in. As is often the case, this is because they have spent all of the money they made mugging some poor sod, on amusing mobile ring tones. And let us not forget the Bentall centre, Southeast london's premier shopping destination where you can smell the cheap aftershave from miles around. Try visiting this place on a Saturday afternoon - it's a once in a lifetime experience. The mothercare seems to be an extension of the youth club, such is the average age of Kingston's homemaking population. HMV is a popular destination as our chav bretheren can usually pick up the latest Jet Li masterpiece in one of their permanent sales. Chav's don't do full price, if they ever pay at all, except for when they visit the local argos (craftily placed not 50 yards from Mcdonalds) to augment their growing gold jewellery collection. £29.99 for a nice thick gold chain? Sweet bruv! Let's see now....Morgan? check. Wilkinsons? Oh hell yes!! Nandos? For when you want to take the missus somewhere classy? But of course. And please don't leave before sampling the nightlife. Take your pick from several premier clubs where the music is no different from a Kiss FM drivetime slot. Try Oceana, 5 rooms, all cack. Or the Works, where one can enjoy the frission of excitement that comes from wondering whether you will leave with a bottle or a chair stuck in your head. And that's just the bouncers idea of crowd management.
6 Reasons why Kingston Upon Thames is britains top chav hotspot.
1 - The recently opened 99p store has queues outside everyday. Enough said.
2 - Bookshops = 3. Mobile phone shops = 10 at least. And let us not forget those handy little places which will unlock a phone for a fee, no questions asked. While I mention bookshops I feel I must draw your attention to the fact that the Bentall centre's only retail outlet for printed material (as no one could ever accuse WHSmith's of being a bookseller) is the Waterstone's. Luckily for Kingston's more enlightened residents (like people who can string a sentence together without having to sit down) this is located on the top floor. This means that people can browse to their heart's content without worrying whether a group of chav's will make the trip up 3 sets of stairs to come and bother civilised people. Not all the time the town's SECOND Mcdonalds is located in the basement of said building.
3 - 60% of the population of Kingston do not know where the library is. Mind, 60% of Kingston residents couldn't find their own arse with a map.
4 - Cheryl Tweedy, Chavette Maximus, was tried over the nightclub incident at Kingston crown court. Their's nothing like being graced with celebrity.
5 - The Cambridge estate. Often used as a location during episodes of The Bill when the producers wish to portray a police no go estate or the aftermath of a riot. How art imitates life.
6 - The local papers devote more space to naming the latest recipients of ASBO's than they do to job adverts. And surely an ASBO is to a chav, what frostbite is to eskimo's? A risk of nature."
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ROFL @ thread
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if you really want to spice up your knowledge of english, check this: http://www.urbandictionary.com/
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poesjka
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helph prise , if you want us to click the link , post some info about it first or a leading pic , ok im off to eat and study , ez all |
so what does 'EZ' mean??
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