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scientist have found the gene that causes shyness,it was hiding behind another gene. 
any one else?
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three oranges walk into a bar, one says "ur round"
Terrible
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23-03-2007 17:42 |
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23-03-2007 17:55 |
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Part II of the stick joke is
whats blue and fluffy?
Blue fluff
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23-03-2007 17:56 |
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23-03-2007 17:58 |
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i know this thread is about bad jokes but this is my favs
Whats got two sets of balls and fucks you twice a week?......
The national lottery
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23-03-2007 18:00 |
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what pink and fluffy
pink fluff
whats blue and fluffy
pink fluff holding it's breath.
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23-03-2007 18:14 |
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Whats blue and fucks babies?
Cot death
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Halph-Price
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what's the difference between a proche and a pile of dead babies?
i don't have a porche in my garage.
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23-03-2007 18:18 |
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philbee
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23-03-2007 19:34 |
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23-03-2007 21:37 |
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23-03-2007 21:45 |
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A boy from Poland got asked by his parents what he wanted for his 12th birthday.
He said "I wanna watch".
So they let him.
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23-03-2007 23:15 |
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Originally posted by Jimmy C
Whats brown and sticky?
a stick
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hmmm i prefer
what's brown and shitty?
a shit.
also -
why did the girl fall off the swing?
because she had no arms.
that ALWAYS makes me laugh
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23-03-2007 23:44 |
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24-03-2007 01:14 |
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cynik
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kitchen appliances jokes suck
the stove and the refrigerator were playing a game of pingpong
so the toaster came and asked: "hey mates, can I play??"
the fridge replied: "LOL, whoever heard of a toster playing pingpong"
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25-03-2007 13:44 |
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cynik
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I love this one although some people dont like it
kid: Mom, mom, gimme some candy!!
mom: Take it yourself
kid: But mom, I have no arms...
mom: no arms, no candy 
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25-03-2007 13:48 |
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25-03-2007 14:45 |
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Mother to kid son: "Dave! Stop turning around now! Or I´ll have to nail your other foot to the floor as well!"
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25-03-2007 17:20 |
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Originally posted by cynik
I love this one although some people dont like it
kid: Mom, mom, gimme some candy!!
mom: Take it yourself
kid: But mom, I have no arms...
mom: no arms, no candy
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hahaha
good one
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25-03-2007 17:33 |
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made me laugh for some reason still early i guess!